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head and it merely
would’ve bounced off
my head. But let’s
be honest, I hope
that particular benefit never comes in
handy.
I meant to get
home to my shower
before anyone saw
me. Unfortunately,
my husband was
home when I arrived.
You know that
look one gets when
one is confronted by
an object that is
unrecognizable: like
a bug in one’s soup?
That’s the look he
had on his face… for
a split second.
My husband is a
veteran husband and
is well-versed in the
art of being a good
one. That look was
quickly replaced by
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one that transmitted
the correct vibes I
would expect to see
if I actually wanted
to look like a member of the Jackson
Five.
I laughed and told
him to relax. At the
risk of clogging my
shower drain with
massive amounts of
hair products, I was
going to take a
shower. He looked
relieved.
When I emerged, I
was simply me with
shorter hair. It
would be a while
before I tried a new
stylist.
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that does not mean
that everyone wants
to look like that.
Sheepdogs do not
fit my personality
nor flatter my face.
Besides, in my opinion, sheepdogs are
not meant to be seen
on one’s head.
You have to watch
what you say to a
stylist as well. They
can get bored with
the same thing every
day and decide to
experiment with
your hair. They only
need the slightest
provocation.
I have very
straight hair in the
front and sides of my
head and naturally
curly hair in the
back. It’s like my
head couldn’t decide
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which look to go
with. I made the
mistake of mentioning this to a stylist
and then had the
audacity to ask
whether she thought
I should get a body
wave to even it out.
“Oh no, no, no!”
she said as if I was a
dog who had just
missed the potty
paper. “Your hair is
plenty curly.” Then
she went about proving her point using
enough gel, mouse
and hairspray to
sink a battleship.
When she was done,
my head looked like
a cross between Old
Iron Sides and a
poodle.
On the other
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A good hair stylist
is worth a million
bucks because that
is how they can
make you feel after
they have done their
magic.
I don’t think there
is such a thing as a
bad stylist. However, some of them
just don’t get me.
They almost never
do what I ask them
to do. It may be that
“just a trim” is not in
their vocabulary.
Either that or they
think they are doing
me a favor by ignoring my request.
I can sense their
thoughts as I walk in
their door and they
get a look at my
unruly locks:
“Jumpin’ Jimminy! I
have to fix that!”
They ask me how I
want it cut… because they have to.
Then it’s as if they
are on a mercy mission to remedy whatever hair
malfunctions they
perceive I have.
When they’re done,
it looks nothing like
what I asked for.
There have been
many times that I
have walked out of a
hair salon and immediately headed
home to wash what
hair I had left. Then
I would bully it into
some semblance of
“my world” order.
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