January 18, 2011 • Page 9 shop online at www.missourivalleyshopper.com LAURA ON LIFE Parenting & The Thank You Paradox In the battle for truth, justice and the American way, also known as parenthood, no subject is more complicated than the teaching of manners. Parents have to choose very early which of the plethora of manners is most important to them and which will be least tolerated when a transgression occurs. Let’s face it; there are a lot of mannersrelated issues out there. We’re not going to be able to enforce them all unless you hire fulltime manners police that will follow your children around all day. Dining is a large slice of the manners pie; one that most parents will have ample opportunity to monitor because many meals are taken as a family. However, I think some parents still let a few things slide because otherwise they will be so busy correcting manners that they won’t get anything to eat. After all, it is not polite to lecture your children with your mouth full. Most parents compromise on manners. If they could just get their kids to stop making disgusting noises at the table, they could probably get used to elbows on the table. Some think that the worse transgression is wiping one’s mouth with one’s sleeve. Some simply wish their kids would wipe their mouths with something, anything. If they could correct that by the time they go to college, it would be considered a real accomplishment. Some lucky parents have been able to correct the more offensive behavior and can move on to the placing of the napkin on one’s lap and the many reasons why one shouldn’t stand in one’s chair. I applaud those intrepid parents that have successfully taught their children to say “no, sir” and “yes, ma’am.” My children not only forget to which gender they are talking, but they have developed a series of grunts that I have had to learn to interpret. One thing on which I do insist is “please” and “thank you.” To me, these two words are the hallmark of civility. Ron’s Auto Glass If my kids do not say these words at the appropriate times, they will see daggers spitting from my eyes. These words will never go out of style. They were as essential in the past: “Please help me fasten my corset” as they will be in the future: “Thank you for the flux capacitor.” However, I have recently been informed by my fourteen-year old, who notices things like this, that there is a Thank You Paradox. The Thank You Paradox is not an uncommon occurrence, so it is surprising that my son was the first I’ve ever heard to coin this phrase. Because my son tends to quote characters in sitcoms made for kids with very little to do, he may very well have stolen the credit for this from some Disney witch or a couple of twins that live on a cruise ship. Of course if Laura Snyder you have the power to smote your teachers or you live on a floating amusement park, you don’t really need credit for anything. 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