December 13, 2011 • Page 11 shop online at www.missourivalleyshopper.com 1705 Home Country There’s Much To Think About With An Ax These days we don’t think much about axes. They’re kinda old fashioned and they are too closely associated with manual labor for them to be very popular. It’s a shame, because there is lore to an ax. There are proper and improper ways to sharpen one, for instance. There are proper and improper ways to fell a tree with an ax, to limb a fallen tree with an ax, to split ?rewood with an ax. Replacing the handle on an ax could be the subject of a very interesting small book, even. Marvin always puts a coating of ?berglass around the handle just below the head to keep ?rewood from chewing up the handle, for instance. Ol’ Jasper Blankenship, up at the diggin’s, has been known to soak an ax handle in kerosene before using it to give it longer life. 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