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Riverboat Days 2015
The Book Shelf
Captain And Belle Ready To
Promote Festival This Summer
Elementary. The Sixth Grade Runner-up
was Jaidyn Wishon, a student at Yankton
Middle School.
BY KATIE GREENE
Riverboat Days Board of Directors
It has been a few weeks since our official “Countdown to Riverboat Days” took
place. Each year, the Captain & Belle are
announced at the Optimists Club baseball
game here in Yankton.
If you missed the big announcement,
this year’s Captain and Belle are Dickie
and Joyce Lane. Dickie is a past Riverboat
Days Board member and has been responsible for the amazing fireworks we’ve
had on Friday nights for many years.
Joyce has spent many hours working the
ticket trailer and helping to get those
thirsty people the tokens they need to
partake in a beverage or two. Both Dickie
& Joyce have the perfect combination of
hard work and positive attitude. They will
spend their summer promoting Yankton
and Riverboat Days and we know they
will do a fabulous job.
The first two events are to welcome
the attendees at the Yankton Area Mental
Wellness Conference and then to ride the
float in the Czech Days parade on June 19.
This year’s poster contest has also
been completed. Local fourth, fifth
and sixth graders are given the chance
to enter the Riverboat Days Billboard
Contest. Cor-Trust Bank sponsored this
year’s contest once again. All contestants were asked to illustrate this year’s
If you would like to purchase a shirt
with the winning design, visit JJ Benji’s
here in Yankton.
The Riverboat Days Board of Directors would to extend a huge thank you
to both the Optimists Club and CorTrust Bank for working so hard to make
this kick-off to Riverboat Days such a
wonderful event.
As always, check our website to get
the latest on the schedule, list of events
& performers, enter the parade held on
Saturday or view any of the other highlights — www.riverboatdays.com. Don’t
forget to check out our Facebook page
and, if you have any questions, please
feel free to contact me at the Riverboat
Days Office at 665-1657 or drop me an
email at office@riverboatdays.com.
From all of us on the board — John
Kraft (Co-Chair), Randy Oliver (CoChair), Mike Byrkeland, Dave Wright,
Dick Hunhoff, Donna Madson, Nancy
Teachout, Rich Andre, Rick Stone,
Robert Byrkeland, Jake Hoffner, Milissa
Wuebben and Mike Villanueva — we
would like to officially invite you to
Riverboat Days 2015, Aug. 21-23.
Dick and Joyce Lane
(Photo: Photography By Jerry)
theme: “Red, White & Blue — We Salute
You!” This year’s Grand Prize Winner
was Tatum Hohenthaner. She was a fifth
grader at Sacred Heart School and was
in Mrs. Geigle’s class. The Fourth Grade
Runner-up was Makenzie Medeck from
Sacred Heart School. The Fifth Grade
Runner-up was Jenna Clark of Lincoln
June Declared ‘Yankton Bike
To Work/Bike To Play Month’
The Yankton Parks and
Recreation Department
and the local Bike Yankton
group announce that June is
Yankton Bike to Work/Bike to
Play Month.
As a bicyclist, be encouraged to wear your helmet
every time you ride and
if utilizing any “Share the
Road” routes or riding on
public roadways please obey
all traffic laws.
You are invited to participate in these bicycle events
in June and beyond (be
encouraged to ride to work
and play to the many other
community events taking
place in June and beyond):
• Tuesday night community bike rides. Meet at Ace
Bike and Fitness and the ride
begins at 6 p.m. Two different routes each week with
one being a short (10-mile)
ride and one being a longer
(15+ miles) ride at a faster
pace also. Rides occur in
May, June, July, August and
September.
• Bike to Yoga Class.
Every Monday of June, Yoga
starts at 6 p.m., and on Saturday, June 13, Yoga starts at
9:15 a.m. in Riverside Park.
Gather in front of the Capitol
Building prior to the class
starting. Rebecca Johnson
will lead the Yoga classes in
the park.
• The Habitat 500 Bike
Team is sponsoring the
Habitat Hoedown June 11 at
7:30 p.m., at Riverside Park.
There will be live bluegrass
music. It takes place in close
proximity to the Meridian
Bridge and the Auld-Brokaw
Trail so wear your bike helmet, and receive a root beer
float for half-price.
• On June 23, the City
Commission “Pedal to the
Parks” Ride led by Mayor
Dave Carda along with other
city commissioners will be
held: 6 p.m. — “Blessing of
the Bicycles” prior to the
ride. The blessing will take
COUPON
8 Rides
10
for $
1 Ticket Per Ride
Except Zipper (2)
Holy ‘Cow’! A Fine Read
DC Lynch Shows
Spring Carnival
May 28 - June 3
Additional coupons available
from mall merchants
place in the grass area south
of the Dakota Territorial
Capitol in Riverside Park;
6:30 p.m. — Start the approximate 10-mile ride from
the parking lot by the Capitol
Building in Riverside Park.
The ride will include the
lower level of the Meridian
Bridge and passing Westside
Park, Morgen Park, Tripp
Park, Fantle Memorial Park,
and Rotary Nature Area. Bike
trails and public roadways
will be included in this ride.
8 p.m. — After the “Pedal
to the Parks” ride stay in
the park and enjoy the free
concert by the Yankton Area
Community Band at the
Amphitheater.
• City of Yankton’s Kids
Duathlon. Friday, Aug. 7, 10
a.m. at Riverside Park. Kids
ages 6-15 can participate in a
bike and run event utilizing
the Meridian Bridge and
trails in the park.
• Take-A-Kid Mountain
Biking Day in October.
Sponsored by Ace Bike and
Fitness and the International
Mountain Biking Association.
Visit the Yankton Parks
and Recreation Facebook
page and the Bike Yankton
Facebook page for more
information.
Find out about the
benefits of bicycling, lots of
cycling tips, and more, by
visiting www.bikeleague.org/.
Talent
Sought For
SD State
Fair Show
HURON — The South
Dakota State Fair and
South Dakota entertainer
Sherwin Linton is looking
for South Dakota entertainers of all genres and
styles to be included in
the 2015 State Fair Centennial Stage Shows.
South Dakota entertainer Sherwin Linton has
been a perennial favorite
at the South Dakota
State Fair since the early
1970s. Linton has been
an advocate for South
Dakota entertainers and
in collaboration with the
State Fair management
and staff, he works to give
South Dakota talent opportunities to perform.
The Centennial Stage
is where fair goers will
find the Linton Show and
each year many South
Dakota entertainers are
scheduled to perform as
opening acts for “Sherwin
& Pam Linton and The
Cotton Kings” at 11 a.m., 2
and 4 p.m. CDT daily.
Send biography, photo,
CD and/or DVD to: Attn:
Sherwin Linton, Centennial Stage, South Dakota
State Fair, 890 – 3rd St.
South West, Huron, SD
57350.
All submissions must
be received no later than
June 15, 2015.
“The Jesus Cow: A Novel”
by Michael Perry; © 2015,
Harper; 287 pages
———
BY TERRI SCHLICHENMEYR
The town you grew up
near hasn’t changed in umpteen years.
Oh, sure, there are new
roads, and new houses dot
the outskirts. The grocery
store your Mom preferred
is now owned by someone else. But there’s still
a church on Main, still an
everybody-knows-who-youare watering hole, and kids
still do things on Saturday
nights that you once did. But
in the new novel “The Jesus
Cow” by Michael Perry,
there’s change coming to
Swivel, Wisconsin, and it’s
not necessarily good.
When Harley Jackson
stepped into the barn that
Christmas Eve and saw that
his Holstein, Tina Turner,
had given birth, he knew
right off that the calf was
trouble.
It was a bull calf with an
outline of Jesus, plain as day,
right on its side, and Billy
Tripp, Harley’s best friend,
said that it could make
Harley rich. But no, Harley
really just wanted to live his
life with “low overhead.” He
decided to hide the calf until
he could figure out what to
do.
Carolyn Sawchuck saw
the light in Harley’s barn,
and she hoped he wouldn’t
spot her sitting where
she was. For the past five
Christmas Eves, she’d
climbed 40 feet to the top of
Swivel’s historic water tower
to check on a little project
she’d been creating. If Harley
and Billy couldn’t see her,
then nobody could and her
secret was safe.
By 3 a.m. Christmas Day,
Klute Sorensen was awake
and fuming about the idiots
in Swivel, especially Harley
Jackson. Because Harley
was holding on to the last
pathetic 15 acres of what
was once his family’s farm,
Klute’s planned subdivision
was a failure. Frustrated
that he couldn’t manipulate
Harley like he could many
of Swivel’s other residents,
Klute vowed to get that land
any way he could.
As the old year gave
way to the new, Harley still
couldn’t decide what to do
with that calf. He couldn’t
even bring himself to tell
his new girlfriend about the
Savior on the calf’s hide
— until the calf escaped
and Dixie the mail carrier
spotted it. Almost within
minutes, County Road M
was filled with believers and
cars.
And Harley knew trouble
had only just begun…
When I first received “The
Jesus Cow,” the title gave
me pause: it seemed quite
profane, maybe flippantly
so, but I dove in anyhow.
Ultimately, I needn’t have
worried: author Michael
Perry’s got this one.
As it turns out, the “cow”
in the title really isn’t around
much in this delightful book
filled with (mostly) goodhearted characters, but he
does serve as a nice catalyst
for what happens. Indeed,
though he’s really barely
mentioned directly (and certainly not irreverently), the
cow runs this gently humorous, sweetly folksy — but
sharply allegoric — story of
greed, faith, friendship, and
small-town life. I loved it.
Readers of Perry’s nonfiction books will want to know
that this is perfect Perry-asusual, only in novel form. If
you’re a fan, in fact, you’ll
eat this up. If you’re not a
fan yet, well, “The Jesus
Cow” will change that.
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