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After completing the process for 2015, I felt as though I’d been attacked by a bear from “The Revenant,” wounded multiple times in a “Hateful Eight” shoot-out and then left to live out my final moments with Jar Jar Binks (who — spoiler! — thankfully did not appear on the big screen in 2015). That means it was a really great year in film! Behold the fruits of my suffering: 10. “Hard to be a God” (available on DVD and on demand) “Hard to be a God,” the last film of Russian director Aleksei German, took 15 years to make. At times, it’s as if the darkest of Monty Python skits had been stirred into a Hieronymous Bosch painting. Each frame of this science fiction film is meticulous. Never has slop and bodily excretions been filmed with such precision. Because of this, the story of a group of scientists visiting a planet going through its “medieval stage” — and treated as gods while doing so — is, well, hard to watch for the squeamish. However, the artistic achievement that this film represents is undeniable. 9. “The Duke of Burgundy” (available on demand) “The Duke of Burgundy” defies many expectations. It takes a certain fetish typically played for laughs in film, or at least not often treated with much depth, and uses it as a springboard for a tender love story between two women. Based on what we see of this community, there do not appear to be any males — and the study of insects is a popular pastime for its inhabitants. Director Peter Strickland builds a lush vaguely Victorian world (that includes a visual tribute to American ‘Spotlight,’ ‘Fury Road’ Top An Eclectic List From A Wide-Ranging Year At The Movies COURTESY PHOTOS ABOVE: “Spotlight” is a powerful movie about journalists exposing abuse by priests; it is also nominated for an Academy Award for Best Motion Picture; RIGHT: “Ex Machina” is a science fiction film that is really a measure of humanity. experimental filmmaker Stan Brakhage) and employs a mesmerizing soundtrack to create something seductive, beautiful and just a little unsettling. 8. “Entertainment” (available on demand) The comedian played by Gregg Turkington (a variation of his real-life Neil Hamburger persona) may be among the most alienated and lonely people you’ve ever met on screen. He slogs through the American West playing shows in prisons, dive bars and other third-rate venues insulting his audiences and trying desperately to connect with a daughter we never see. I loved Rick Alverson’s “The Comedy” several years ago. While “Entertainment” isn’t as aggressive in its confrontational style as that film, it throws plenty of punches. Admittedly, it would be hard to pinpoint “the point” of this blackest of black comedies, but I saw in it a meditation on the increasing alienation that seems to be engulfing so much of America and has fueled our current journey into the heart of darkness. 7. “Wild Tales” (available on demand) It is human nature to want to watch as people lose their grip on reality and retaliate when confronted with an unjust, frustrating or heartbreaking situation — at least if we can do so from a distance. The Argentine import “Wild Tales” is an anthology of six stories that chronicle people in extreme situations, and each one is a gem. 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First place winners in the folllowing categories will receive a framed winners print and prize. 1) newborn-6 months 2) 7-12 Months 3) 13-24 Months 4) 25 Months-4 years 5) Multiple Births The Yankton Daily Press & Dakotan will be publishing a cookbook in March. This cookbook will not only feature recipes from The Neighbor Lady Wynn Speece but also local, regional, state and national celebrities as well as our reader submitted recipes. A fun and informative cookbook you’ll want to be part of. Submit Entry To: Yankton Daily Press & Dakotan 319 Walnut St. Yankton, SD 57078 This cookbook will be distributed in the Wednesday, March 23rd Press & Dakotan. We would like to have your submissions by February 20th. We thank you in advance for your consideration in participating in this cookbook. Entry Deadline: Wednesday, February 17 Beautiful Baby Contest You may use the following methods to submit your recipes: Email: nicole.myers@yankton.net or mail to: Category#___________ PRESS&DAKOTAN Attn: Cookbook Child’s Name_______________________________________________________ Age:____________ Date of Birth_________________ Y A N K T O N D A I LY 319 Walnut Street Yankton, SD 57078 Submitted by/phone number____________________________________________ Relation to Child____________________________________ Winners will be selected by the staff of Yankton Medial Inc. Employees and family members of Yankton Media Inc. are ineligible to win. *Submissions of this form authorizes the publication of child’s photo in this contest in print and online at www.yankton.net. Submission fee ($10) must accompany entry form to be void. Only child’s name and name(s) of person submitting will be printed in paper. (Example: Jon Doe, submitted by parents Bob & Beth Doe)